- 1st
- 10:30 pm
Opportunity does not knock, then knock again, then leave a note saying "sorry I missed you".
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- 8th
- 08:35 pm
Look, the sooner you realize I'm a genius, the better off we'll both be.
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09:58 pmNo, I said, "Not it!" If playground rules are not in effect, this is anarchy.
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- 10th
- 03:29 pm
If I don't get a friggin' M&M, then I'm gonna start swingin'.
- 3 comments
- 14th
- 01:38 pm
...so I either saw a UFO or I rubbed my eyes too hard.
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- 20th
- 08:14 pm
You know what your problem is? I'm just too good looking.
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- 22nd
- 11:41 am
When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass.
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- 31st
- 09:11 pm
Ghosts are attracted to movement. That's a scientific fact.
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